笑翻天的精彩英语笑话

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笑翻天的精彩英语笑话

  看一些英语笑话,能让我们学到不少英语知识,今天我们就一起来看看笑翻天的精彩英语笑话吧!

笑翻天的精彩英语笑话

 

  "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

  The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

  The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

  中文翻译

  "法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"

  法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"

  被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"

  笑翻天的精彩英语笑话(二)

  A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

  Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

  The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

  Bartender: "That should make you happy."

  The man: "No, the month is up today!"

  一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。

  酒吧招待:"你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"

  男人:"我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。"

  酒吧招待:"那你应该高兴才是啊!"

  男人:"不,今天是这个月的最后一天。"

  笑翻天的精彩英语笑话(三)

  Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

  两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。

  The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

  第一个说:“我听到警报响了,快跳吧!”

  The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"

  第二个说:“但是我们现在在第13层啊!”

  The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

  第一个尖叫着回敬他:“都什么时候了,还这么迷信!”

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